Soukan Media is an production company that strives to shake (and shape!) the world to her very core!
We were in a real dump, until our president arrived and turned it into what you see today (if it weren't for him, we would have gone bankrupt!)
you see, we care about our viewers, so much that we see them as family (just as we are!)
shut up
oh wait is this still on? (oh no)
see? this is exactly why we don't trust you, man. (i'm sorry)
shut up and help me fix this